Deez Nutsβ is a well-known or famous phrase that people use to talk about the private part of boys. They use the phrase in a playful way to cheer each other.Β
The phrase became popular due to a prank call. The call was dialed by a guy named Welvin Harris to his father. In this call, he asked about a package and his father told him about it. At the very instant he heard the package details on the call, he said βDeez Nuts jokesβ π π π.Β
Since then, a couple of words have become a source of amusement for people as they loved it. Even now, this has become the worldβs most uttering amusement joke of all the time.
Deez Nuts Jokes That Always Work:
The following are the good deez nuts jokes:
Joke # 01
Well, buddy, I do think that you should be a dwarf this Halloween.
A dwarf? But why do you think that?
Dwarf bofa deez nuts π π π
Joke # 02
Hola, do you have any idea whoβs going to come to your wedding party?
Yeah, itβs Dee!
Dee – Who is Dee?
Deez Nuts π π πΒ
Joke # 03
So is it your last decision to leave?
What are you talking about – what leave?
Leaving deez nuts rare in your sweet mouth π π π
Joke # 04
βHi there, what kind of nuts get bad reviews?
Well, yeah I got it!!!
Deez nuts!!! π π π
Joke # 05
βdo you know who Adolf Oliver Walnut is?
No, but why?
Cuz walnut does not like deez nuts π π π
Joke # 06
Yesterday, I purchased the craziest NFT.
What exactly is, the craziest NFT?
Deez nuts NFT. π π π
Joke # 07
Do you know anything about Amber Heard, Johnny?
Yes, Deez nuts, I do!
Nobody paid attention to her. π π π
Joke # 08
I am heartily attached to this song.
Which song, I want to listen toβ¦
Joe Mama Biden deez nuts! π π π
Joke # 09
Ay hye broh, I have a collection of old albums, would you like to borrow some CDs?
Yes, thank you so much!
To watch deez nuts rare. π π π
Joke # 10
Hye, whatβs your taste in singing?
Well, I like listening to Eminem, Michael Jackson, and Pitbull.
Donβt you like to imagine dragons?
Yeah, I do.
What about imagining deez nuts over your head? π π π
Joke # 11
What about Chef Boyardee, do you like him?
Chef Boy-Are-Deez nuts tasty! π π π
Joke # 12
Do you know the new rapper Walliya?
Who the hell is Walliya now?
The one who put deez nuts in your mouth. π π π
Joke # 13
I would like to know how you say βyesβ in Spanish
Aaaβ¦ βSiβ
(Interrupts rapidly) See deez nuts π π π
Joke # 14
You: hey, dee was asking about you, go listen to him.
Whoβs dee?
Deez nuts π π π
Joke # 15
Do you own a copy of Bofa?
Bofa? Who occupies it?
Bofa deez nuts. π π π
Joke # 16
What makes vegetarians ethical?
As they’re accustomed to consuming deez nuts rare. π π π
Joke # 17
She: He is thinking of other girls I know.
He: Why do you think like Deez nuts? π π π
Joke # 18
Hey, can you lend me some of these?
Some of what?
Some Deez nuts. π π π
Joke # 19
What size you are wearing buddy?
Well, itβs Dubble Dβs. but why did you ask that?
Because I was looking to have some more Deez nuts. π π π
Joke # 20
Mike, is Phil present?
Who’s Phil?
Eat lots of Deez nuts! π π π